Dear Santa,

My name is Jonathan and I have been good all year long. I only had some mistakes like when I had to take out the garbage and I threw it over the fence into my neighbors' yard. I am going to do better next time.

You better not get stuck int the chimney so you should get an exercise bike so you don't get stuck. If the exercise bike does not work I think you can go to a yoga class.

I am supposed to tell you what I want for Christmas. I want a Transformers helmet and two Lego sets from Lego Alien Conquest. That's all I want for Christmas. I will be too excited and I will want the days to go faster which will make the days go slowly. I hope you can get my presents to my house safely. I know you aren't real. I give you thanks for all the stuff that you do for me. (I did that last sentence so I can fake it.)

Sincerely,

Jonathan Robert Franz